Uh-oh-argh… Die Mutter aller Kamelfüßte… hier… Zeit zum Kompensieren… mit ein paar erstaunlichen historischen Infos… so’s die denn tatsächlich gibt…

As the name changed across Europe and other places, there also seemed to be a rage about how big one could make their camel-toe. People tried all kinds of different ways from “The Jack” which was essentially a frontal wedgie, to smacking your nuts with a brick or other large hard object (sometimes a good firm fist right before going out on the town did the trick) to cause the genitalia to swell before placing them gingerly inside the pants.

… uh-oh-argh!